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Nancy Pelosi; AKA Mumbles.. Vows to take over the world via congress.

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05/01/2018 In Tuesday's interview, Pelosi made the case for her leadership, arguing that Democrats need her at the table leading Congress and interacting with the White House. "It's important that it not be five white guys at the table, no offense," Pelosi said. "I have no intention of walking away from that table." - CNN News Story In a shocking revelation, The distinguished  very senior  78 year old Nancy (Mumbles) Pelosi vowed to take over the world by regaining her lost magical democrat super powers. Pelosi who is well known for her spell binding verbal incantations and strange and uncontrolled facial expressions while speaking to the press, swore to retake the gavel of Speaker of the House and eventually move to the position of elite female world leader of the DNC New World Order, following in the foot steps of some of her personal hero's, Joseph Stalin and Mao Zedong. The CNN story stated  "We will win," the California Democrat s...

WMDs, Spray Paint and Foul Mouthed Women

05/01/2018 Over the last week, the disorganized militia of the social justice movement, red factions, anarchists and foul mouthed female propagandists posing as comedians, mounted a full frontal assault on the people of the United States. The attack however faltered as the red factions attempted to place their feet upon the beaches of American common sense and freedom of speech. The initial attack began at the first point of embarkation at the annual White House correspondents dinner, as an unknown female communist operative and propagandist, attempted to destroy the reputation of an American Patriot. The patriot was a front line soldier assigned to communications duty at the White House under the current President. The attack was repulsed when the disorganized red factions failed to properly assess their enemies strength, thus handing the victory over to the patriot organization(s) who are so well entrenched, that only minimal resistance was needed to stop the attack. However an a...